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  • Writer's pictureThomas Carroll

Man's Driveway So Beat Up, Forced to Trade in Honda Accord for Monster Truck to Navigate Potholes

Updated: Jan 30, 2023

Local resident, John Smith, has been dealing with a major problem in his neighborhood: the state of his own driveway. The potholes and uneven surface have caused major alignment issues for his cars, forcing him to trade in his trusty Honda Accord for a monster truck to navigate the rough terrain.

"I never thought I would have to give up my sedan for a monster truck, but my driveway left me with no other choice," said Smith. "I've never thought it would turn into such a huge issue for me."

The condition of Smith's driveway had become such a nuisance that he had given up on ever finding a solution until a friend told him about a Hardrives local asphalt paving contractor that specialized in fixing worn-out and beat-up driveways affordably and smoothly.

"I had no idea that there was a local contractor that could help me, I thought the only option was to continue dealing with my terrible driveway or upgrade my car," said Smith. "But when I got in touch with the contractor, they came out and gave me a quote that was way more affordable than I expected, and my driveway looks brand new now, smooth and even"

Smith's driveway is no longer a source of embarrassment or inconvenience and his neighbors are happy for him, "I can finally have people over for a BBQ without them complaining about their car's alignment," said Smith.

While Smith's driveway may have caused him a lot of trouble, he's finally found a solution that worked for him and his budget. He's now urging others in similar situations to explore all options before making a costly decision.

Disclaimer: The articles written by us are meant to be a source of humor and satire, and are not intended to be taken seriously. The purpose of these articles is to bring attention to our local asphalt paving services, here in Prescott Valley Arizona, in a lighthearted and entertaining manner.

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