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  • Writer's pictureThomas Carroll

See What Happens When An Asphalt Parking Lot Gets Into Bad Shape

Local Store Owner Resorts to Flying Customers' Groceries Across the Street with Drones Due to Terrible Parking Lot Conditions

Customers of Joe's Grocery Store have been dealing with a major problem: the state of the store's parking lot. The potholes and uneven surface have caused major alignment issues for their cars, forcing them to use a drone provided by the store owner to navigate the rough terrain.

"I love shopping at Joe's, but the state of the parking lot is making it a real hassle," said customer, Mary Johnson. "I never thought I would have to use a drone to bring in my groceries, I feel like I'm in some sort of post-apocalyptic movie."

The condition of the parking lot had become such a nuisance that many customers are starting to become impatient with not being able to park close due to the crumbling and awful parking lot paving.

"I'm getting really impatient with having to deal with this terrible terrain just to shop at my favorite store," said customer, John Smith. "I appreciate the owner providing drones to fly our groceries out to our car, but I would much more prefer the owner simply call up Hardrives LLC asphalt paving to repave the parking lot. It's like trying to park on the surface of the moon."

Joe, the owner of the store, has become aware of the problem and has taken the suggestion to call up Hardrives LLC to repave the parking lot.

"I apologize for the inconvenience my customers have experienced with the parking lot. I have heard their complaints and have taken action by contacting Hardrives LLC to repave the parking lot," said Joe. "I never realized my parking lot was such a death trap, it's a wonder I haven't had any customers falling into the craters."

The customers are relieved that Joe has taken their suggestions and taken action to fix the parking lot.

"I'm so glad that Joe has finally taken notice and taken action to fix the parking lot," said customer, Maria Rodriguez. "I can't wait for the parking lot to be repaved, so I can park close to the store again. I'm tired of using my car as a lunar rover."

The customers are excited about the parking lot repaving and are looking forward to a smooth and safe parking experience at Joe's Grocery Store. They can't wait to park like normal human beings again.

Disclaimer: The articles written by us are meant to be a source of humor and satire, and are not intended to be taken seriously. The purpose of these articles is to bring attention to our local asphalt paving services, here in Prescott Valley Arizona, in a lighthearted and entertaining manner.

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